{"id":2153,"date":"2019-09-27T18:26:32","date_gmt":"2019-09-27T18:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/focusonyachts.com\/?p=2153"},"modified":"2019-10-02T20:44:06","modified_gmt":"2019-10-02T20:44:06","slug":"not-the-monaco-yacht-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/novelesque.ai\/index.php\/2019\/09\/27\/not-the-monaco-yacht-show\/","title":{"rendered":"Not the Monaco Yacht Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Plenty O\u2019Booze, your roving correspondent.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">So I found myself yet again at the Monaco Yacht Show having wangled a free ticket. Since I owe the guys in charge of Focus On Yachts for this, \u00a0I agreed to make public my innermost thoughts. Consider this a confession with the spicy bits expunged.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">What can I say about the\u00a0 MYS apart from there are yachts galore? What do you call them? A gaggle? A herd of yachts? Flying Fox , Kismet, Maltese Falcon, Octopus, Amadea, Pelorus, a veritable bevvy of beauties. Plus a gathering of insurance agents and financial services providers, a trove of superyacht suppliers flogging lighting, stabilizers, AV equipment, luxury items, jetskis, rigging, security, paint and varnishes, telecoms, sanitation systems, vibration control systems,\u00a0 I could be here for a good hour &#8211; everything that makes a yacht go places. 607 suppliers in all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">And there is one essential item that, in theory, cannot be bought or sold or chartered&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Trophy girlfriends <\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">These subspecies of the yacht pond life come in exotic colours and heavily camouflaged. These beautiful creatures have not consumed a meal over 400 calories in years. They are peak species, often seen with their Owner hoping for promotion to Trophy Wife. I wonder if they are to be considered a yacht accessory. For some reason &#8211; it could be the high heels- they are often taller than the boyfriend.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 T<\/span>hey are generally subdued and do not bite, I have been told.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Some owners trade in the girlfriend with the yacht. Divorce can really impact an owner\u2019s finances &#8211;\u00a0 ask the owner of the Luna. Love is grand. Divorce is five hundred grand. Or was that half a billion? Ouch!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a id=\"_UKrm4EwTxdSLwmNYzT_EQ\" class=\"gie-single\" style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.co.uk\/detail\/855268382\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'_UKrm4EwTxdSLwmNYzT_EQ',sig:'TTL3GKBXioQjUmB7DAG5QYZu_EsqCPw-lndCTGPRqHY=',w:'396px',h:'594px',items:'855268382',caption: true ,tld:'co.uk',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Dress code<\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">What to wear at a boat show. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">I am officially on the MYS style council and these are the unofficial guidelines. Monochrome usually works &#8211; not like yours truly who wore a loud flowery shirt from Simon Carter, skinny Revelex jeans and snakeskin pointy-toe shoes which could have me down as an African prince, except for my pigmentation. I did stand out but after a few drinks at la Rascasse at the A-crew bash, I did not give a Flying Fox if I fitted in or not.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The true MYS insider wears any colour trouser as long as it a shade of crew khaki. Plenty of brands you can choose from: Gil, Musto, Henbury, Marinepool. The shirt should ideally be Oxford blue, Admiral blue or white. Sebago deck shoes, socks optional. If you are under thirty you can wear your skinny mustaphas six inches above your ankle &#8211; definitely no socks and do not go for this look over forty. Jeans work well on the older citizen. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">A snazzy linen waistcoat is the epitome of style but at 27 degrees this look can get you hot and bothered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The broker stands are coloured codes. The Burgess babes are in blue. Edmiston in red. The colour of Y.CO is yellow, though their stand uniform was a traditional white polo. I was hoping Turquoise Yachts might live up their name but they too went for the white and beige theme.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The Italians have the best sunglasses, by the way, and if they were giving style awards would win that category hands down.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2157\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2157\" style=\"width: 759px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/maritimecookislands.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2157 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/focusonyachts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/taihiti.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"759\" height=\"788\" srcset=\"https:\/\/novelesque.ai\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/taihiti.png 759w, https:\/\/novelesque.ai\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/taihiti-289x300.png 289w, https:\/\/novelesque.ai\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/taihiti-696x723.png 696w, https:\/\/novelesque.ai\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/taihiti-405x420.png 405w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 759px) 100vw, 759px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2157\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Katrina and Grant from the Cook Islands didn&#8217;t read the dress code. There is a touch of beige though so almost there. Nice shirt.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"p1\">Keep smiling<\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Show ponies lounge on the decks of yachts as if this was their natural habitat. At the end of the day, they return to their crew dormitories in Antibes, still highly aspirational but suffering from Monaco smile cramp which is a common ailment here. Grin and bear it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a id=\"6Dve5tpHQKV-1JCjF5vbgw\" class=\"gie-single\" style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.co.uk\/detail\/1040640606\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'6Dve5tpHQKV-1JCjF5vbgw',sig:'keaTQhu8shU7xeiU1GhilGxMx4FJvhQ0K8f5bPGi1Rs=',w:'594px',h:'396px',items:'1040640606',caption: true ,tld:'co.uk',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Your attitude<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Remember: e<span class=\"s1\">veryone is a blagger at Monaco\u00a0 <\/span><span class=\"s1\">Always be days on the up up and away. Everyone is selling. And for three days keep on your be happy face, even when you are dead on your feet.\u00a0 Monaco is disco,\u00a0 pure donna summer. The beat goes on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Never act as if you don&#8217;t belong. You own the place. Nobody knows who you are. You might just even be that mythical creature The Owner, always referred to in reverential, even hushed terms. If you say something that is totally stupid, never, ever apologise. Apologies are for wimps.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Some Do \u2018s and Don\u2019ts<\/span><\/h3>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Don&#8217;t try and sneak in without a ticket. The gates of heaven are guarded less jealously. You may get so far but they are watching you &#8211; every step you take etc<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Don&#8217;t evesdrop hoping for insider information. The conversations are generally quite banal.\u00a0 Keep your powder dry and don&#8217;t give too much away. The best one that I overheard was &#8216;<\/span><span class=\"s1\">I am British I live in Monaco and I am celibate&#8217;. Way too creepy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be offended that the person you are having a conversation with is constantly scouring the room for the next person to talk to. It&#8217;s not personal. Do be ready to finish a conversation at the drop of a hat and don&#8217;t go deep. Think of yourself as a dragonfly skirting over a pond &#8211; never touching the water.<\/p>\n<p>Another rookie error is for the men -and concerns name tags or logos emblazoned on shirts and polos. All I will say here is if you are talking to a woman do not look down at the nametag or logo. I have in good authority this is a little bit unsettling. Just imagine if you are a man that you have your name-tag or your logo \u00a0on your crotch \u00a0and women keep staring at it. Perhaps the Monaco yacht show council will address this one day. How about logos and name tags on the shoulder like epaulets? Or headbands?<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"s1\">Finally the hair:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">French and Italian men go for the long swept-back hair look. That is far too ostentatious for Northern Europeans and Anglo Saxons. The swept-back hairstyle is hard to master:\u00a0 you have to be born to it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The ladies often ask me: Plenty, should I dye my hair and if so what colour? My answer is two words: <em>au natural<\/em>. But if you do feel pressure to conform, go nautical blond. It will go with your white and beige colour scheme.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Brunette is fine as well . Don&#8217;t go punk and\u00a0cover up your tattoos- so plebeian. Unless it\u2019s Popeye the Sailor and even that is borderline<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a id=\"stOe4RzJRx5jkdZr-QcNmQ\" class=\"gie-single\" style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.co.uk\/detail\/855268450\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'stOe4RzJRx5jkdZr-QcNmQ',sig:'XrP0Q5jnN2MipGiHlStYohqMuX2D3W6EtfTuh42REGE=',w:'594px',h:'396px',items:'855268450',caption: true ,tld:'co.uk',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><em><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/>\nYachts and uniforms tastefully colour coordinated.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">And finally<\/span><\/h2>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Be prepared to succumb to a sense of wonder. The stuff on display is some of the finest creations that the human race have come up with the. There is so much of it, you need to focus on what truly inspires. I almost had a mystical experience looking into a digital wall showing what looked like live images beamed from a distant galaxy. I was tempted to do a Captain Jack Sparrow and steal a polished black super tender. I \u00a0fell in love with a sailing yacht with a Dynarig mast. I saw myself once again at the helm, heading towards the horizon, red sails in the sunset, \u00a0controls set for the heart of the sun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a id=\"SLMq9pyTTox3ex1G_GO1Eg\" class=\"gie-single\" style=\"color: #a7a7a7; text-decoration: none; font-weight: normal !important; border: none; display: inline-block;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.co.uk\/detail\/525767479\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><script>window.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:'SLMq9pyTTox3ex1G_GO1Eg',sig:'dhgoh-gNwjUFevTcXQwkNbLWjZWxi4OdjSaFlhjBPVw=',w:'507px',h:'338px',items:'525767479',caption: true ,tld:'co.uk',is360: false })});<\/script><script src='\/\/embed-cdn.gettyimages.com\/widgets.js' charset='utf-8' async><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plenty O\u2019Booze, your roving correspondent. 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